Introducing the 2009-10 SINED Snowboard line, a new way to look at Snowboards, Art, and Music. Hank Williams The Third and Dave Brockie joined up with SINED to bring you these works of art to your living room or local hill. Each board is made when you order it in very limited numbers, only 300 for each artist Total will be made. These boards are going to make great collectors items for shredders and music lovers alike. The High-resolution sublimated art makes it a true art piece while the Board construction makes it an incredible snowboard to ride. Each board comes numbered with a certificate of authenticity, a hand signed poster by Hank or Dave themselves, and FREE Shipping in the USA.

Pick from 5 sizes to fit you, Buy one to Shred and one for the EBAY Retirement fund, for these are for sure to become collectors ideas.  Boards are built and shipped on a first come first serve basis.  Please allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery.

We were told by other people in the industry that with the quality of these boards plus the fact that there Dave Brockie and Hank 3 graphics, the signed poster, and free shipping they should be priced around the $600 to $700 dollar area. Well, due to the shit-box economy and the fact that were only selling them direct, were selling for under $400 at...

Hank Williams The Third
( Hank III )

SINED Snowboard, Numbered w/
Certificate Of Authenticity and
hand-signed poster of Hank III

Dave Brockie
( Oderus Urungus of GWAR )

SINED Snowboard, Numbered w/
Certificate Of Authenticity and
hand-signed poster of Dave

SINED Logo T-Shirt

*These limited edition boards are custom built when you order. First come first serve. Very limited numbers available (Only 300 of each!).

• Highend Sublimated Art Work on ISO Top Sheet
• Stoneground Sintered Base
• Waxed by BlueBird WAX
• Full Poplar / Bamboo wood core
• Sealed Bamboo Sidewalls ( Rocker Camber boards come with UHMW Sidewalls )
• Triaxial Basalt Fiber ( Replaces Fiberglass , More Eco friendly )
• Full Wrap Stainless Metal Edge
• 14 inserts Per Foot
• All sizes are twip tip.

SINED Prides itself with using ECO friendly materials when possible, such as Bamboo. Bamboo is not only "Green", but provides a way better POP in Ollies. We wont use "Green" materials unless there just as good, if not better than the normal materials used.

"Due to all the 'Green Hippie Shit' SINED is doing in our boards, for every board sold, Dave will be be burning tires and throwing his Beer cans on the side of the road to counteract our efforts."

Avowed "fart-ist" Dave Brockie is one of the founding members of Slave Pit and the ass behind GWAR's bestial lead-singer, Oderus Urungus. A sculptor, painter, and writer, Brockie chooses to ignore these abilities and spends most of his time smoking pot and taking credit for other people's work. Keep up with his asinine antics at Oderus.com

In an era of plastic, manufactured music, it is always refreshing when someone goes against the grain and does what they want to do. Hank Williams III is the best example of this in music today. For over twelve years now Shelton Hank Williams III has been fighting the music industry to be his own man. Cast by certain people in the shadow of his legendary grandfather, Williams has fought long and hard to create his own sound and style, and to preserve the true outlaw spirit of real country music. His ever-evolving three hour live shows pay respects to both his country roots, and the punk and metal influences that he has held true to since his teens.

Much like his grandfather and his father before Him, Hank III is his own man. He doesn't care what expectations people have in him, and he will do it the way that he does it so long as he is alive.